Well it happens all the time And I’m sure it happens to all And I’m not ashamed to admit I cringe from what rises from the stall
Your day is going well but you Must go inside to take a **** Your a good person and really No one deserves a torcher such as this
So please I have but one request If you must go number two In a public restroom, you know It’s just the right thing to do
Remember the last time you walked In and you thought something had died And the smell was so overwhelming That you broke down and cried
There’s nothing worse than walking in and That smell hitting your nostrils in a rush It’s really the least you can do is give The person walking in a curtesy flush