Hanging out with the grandkids today Yay oh yay! Now they’re here Time to play! Spilled your drink No big deal I’ll just use the same towel From when you dropped Your meal Paw Patrol again Again and again They musta been making this show Since I don’t know when Now there’s a war Over control of the bubble wand The battle is vigorous And seems to rage on Lots of screaming and swatting But only plastic guns drawn Now I’ve cooked dinner Lasagna for three! But the kids have determined They only want candy Alright kids I guess you’ll be hungry Ten minutes later “We’re STARVING to death. But lasagna is on the list of things That can’t possibly save us From starving to death”. “Well, I guess you’ll starve to death.” And that’s where we’re at The last time I checked