No bells ringing yet,
but there's porridge
bubbling in the *** and
that's what I'm going to get.

Jesus is saving me for next Friday.

and don't get the wrong impression
Jesus can see the joke
even if you can't
because you're too woke.

Rather nice is like very nice like
the berries are nice in a blueberry compote
that's not what I've got, today I shall be a man
and have unadulterated strawberry jam
no one can
save that from drowning in my breakfast