of ounces, pints and pounds
dreams the Eaton schoolboy
who rules UK's surrounds
self-belief in charm uncoy,

rotund in thigh and tum
bloviates ad absurdum
secure in his plush income
lies 'til kingdom come

in conclave o' best o' chums
distorts the figures 'n sums
indoctrinates, lies propagates,
regardless of outcomes

oh, governed by repartee
land of glory and hope
what epithet befits thee?
which clever literary trope?