The vicar is winding the bells up
to wake the parishioners for church,
the choirboys are having a crafty smoke
and
Simon, the layman, is doing some coke.

Later,

there'll be epistles from apostles
water turned into wine
the congregation will all be dancing,
yes,
we'll have a grand old time.

Later still.

decided I will not be going
realised that I've already been
sometime back in the distant
when I was a lad of fifteen.
and I don't want to overdo it
do I?