The Bat-signal isn't working
that signal's ******,
the commissioner's on his own
I think that his goose is cooked.

Oh, Batman,
don't be a wuss.
said Robin, gobbing off,
fobbing off the remark
as you do in the dark,
Batman
paid Robin no heed,

two men in tights have no need to explain,
explaining would be a pain in
the ****.