For ***** to bounce is very rude, Unless they dropped. Ascendancy Is boldness we don’t like to see. And roundness really is quite lewd. For spheres, directions are the same, And favoring the vertical Is impudent in a mere ball. A proper toy should be more tame.
I got the idea for this one from Kafka’s short story Blumfeld, an Elderly Bachelor. Those weird bouncing ***** really freak me out, like something out of The Twilight Zone. I’ve always thought this story was one of his best and under-appreciated. I’ve never been able to find much critical literature that mentions it.