From Cy Young to DeGrom The distance stayed the same Sixty feet, six inches It’s the measure of the game. Each base is Ninety feet apart In Diamond shape arrayed. Shortstops still get the runner Wherever the game is played. Home plate is Seventeen inches wide And the pitcher toes the rubber These are the articles of faith For any baseball lover. In every City in this land Where Freedom used to ring. The sounds around the Diamond Were a welcome sign of Spring. You can meddle with the mound And fiddle with its height, But don’t touch the distance from home plate Unless you’re ready for a fight. Its true we now play games at night But surely that’s our loss. When you tally up the profits You forget about the costs. This game was born for Summer On hot afternoons they played. When you lose the children, Manfred, That is when you lose the game. Our game is not played with a clock Yet there’s an ending to each game In this it is like life itself- for the keepers of the Flame.
adding phantom runners experimenting with a clock and meddling with the geometry of baseball are just some of Rob Manfred's sins against the game