he went to the local bar and drank himself to the point he had to ***** to make room for more and next thing he knew he was dating a woman named Cactus
Life can get pretty weird when you don’t live it consciously
I knew the guy and heard he moved in with his lover and started a new life
I really, really hope the headline “LOCAL ALCOHOLIC DEVELOPS SCHIZOPHRENIA, DISMEMBERS GIRLFRIEND PLANTS HER LIMBS IN FLOWERPOTS, STICKS NEEDLES IN THEM” is not about him