I lift pens. (You can never have enough of them) Funeral Homes leave them lying around. They're the only good thing about Visitations. Banks tie them down, but there are others, here and there. There are those who want to take your pens too. People with petitions are always asking to borrow a pen. They want my ink and blood. Be sure you get yours back. I have a legit fountain pen collection. Proud of my Parker I got in Oxford years ago, During a different life that lead to this one. Biff Loman lifted Mr. Oliver's pen, After his epiphany. Just runs in and steals it. Am I a tragic figure as well? Are we all playing our parts in The Death of a Nation.