Fe fi fo
hum
some times it's fun
or fum
but today it is hum,
wonder why?

Giants have to get by
by being remembered
in cheesy fairy stories
which bores me rigid.

and being tall has its pitfalls
it's not all peaches and golden eggs,
****** beanstalks play havoc with
my legs
and don't get me started on my back
or
that blasted Jack,