In the wake of recent events I have concocted a potion Of lies and mischief Of sins and virtue One sip is a trip to nirvana One glass is a slap in the face But to see it, you must be blind And to taste it, no tongue. How can I exist if I'm not real? How could you trust my deceit? You should worry, for I tend to linger But not too much, or your hair will turn grey. Such an anomaly I am, one to never truly fade But I stay in uniform and conform to complacency.
"One Teaspoon of snake oil will cure your back pains!"