In this sorry world we have, few try to make it better. You did it by not following the spirit of law, but choosing sometimes to follow the letter. Your unwavering honesty and living your own truth helped build the reputation you had of being perfectly uncouth. You were giving, loving, calling everyone to stay in touch. Your pranks will live on, but I must admit that they could sometimes be too much. From cooking to drinking to all your social charms, from tanning beds to dancing to hilariously rude alarms, everything about you is now missing in our lives - whether stealing tens from grandma or giving nieces and nephews fives. Your brightly glowing freedom and unbridled care for all should follow you and serve you well along this last and lonely hall.
No more rhyming. I love you, little brother. And I miss you terribly.