Stigmas for sale
Or disgracefully free with coupon
Available in all sticky flavors
Whichever you choose
Born with one, get one free
Are you sure you even want it
They are very social
If you get it to behave
Follows you everywhere
We can even force one upon you
Go live your one day at a time
Make no plans for tomorrow
But what about yesterday
Because stigma sticks around
The bitter aftertaste here to stay