Prosthetic monster men playing heavy rock A laderhosened Austrian gives his squeeze box all he's got
Desperation dance routines, too hard they always try Wailing divas, rigid smiles, Do we laugh or cry
A Fin from the back woods plays a fiddle fast Our song is pretty good but still we might come last
Hello Bratislava, hello Tallin, hello everyone Votes are cast for friends as the evening never ends
At last we have a worthy winner, well done indeed to you But with too many 'nul points' Once more we meet our Waterloo
The Eurovision Song Contest is always good for a laugh. For those who are unfamiliar with it, all the different countries in Europe enter a new song, and we all vote for our favourite at the end. Many are awful, some comically so, and occasionally they are good. Abba first came to international fame with their entry 'Waterloo' many moons ago.