Your friends’ deaths didn’t come too soon Your body is no longer as reliable as it was Your dog dies and you wonder if it’s fair to adopt another You smile at the first timers asking for senior discounts You concern yourself far more with comfort than fashion Words like cantankerous and curmudgeon fit much more snugly Events in your lifetime appear with increasing frequency on the History Channel Popular culture is completely unrelatable All of the food choices you make contain the words “Low” and “Reduced” Your energy is more potential than kinetic Teenagers refer to your friends as Nana and Grandpa Actuarial tables are not your friends Your investments transition from growth to preservation Your bucket list takes on a genuine sense of urgency Because every experience may be the last