I am rarin' to go
said
no one I know
at
four twenty-nine
on a Tuesday.

Here I am
coffee and toast,
no jam
I'm dieting,
which makes it difficult
to get my calories in
the way I like too.

you may scoff,
but I won't
as I said
I'm dieting
ha
just a pun from the old 'un.

I'll
see you on the home run.