I wish Whenever I entered My washroom of judgement, I could look in the mirror And question: “Who is that handsom SOB?”
Instead, I think of 6 random dudes. Three look better than I do, And three look worse, But the latter all have girlfriends.
I wish I’d stop comparing myself to others. Dudes care about looks too, sometimes even more than women do. (I don’t care enough to try improving my looks tho)