One slap from a dead cat Dissected for an experiment I'm not crazy I promise I'm not I just had to slap her The old lady deserved it She slapped me and beat me with her cane I slap her once maybe twice Ok three times I slapped her With the ****** Guts dangling cat I found already dead In the back alleys of these graveyard streets I'm not crazy But I'm the one Thrown in an uncomfortable position I hate myself So why strap me in this I-Love-Me jacket Toss me in the darkest corner Of asylum white walls Close the door Lock it And seal me away To a room where shadows Possess your mind Voices become insane And nobody even knows you're there I promise I'm not insane I just felt cornered Insulted by her actions And the voices where laughing Joker grins dancing on my eye lids I had to slap her with the cat So throw me in the asylum Let me go in the next three months I'm not insane I promise