Have you ever stopped long enough to think about fingers The five on the left as well as the five on the right The purpose they serve in serving us as well as serving others And truly how much they help us out in our daily lives
I use mine in the morning to hide the first of many yawns They're ready to snap into action at the sound of my command If you use your fingers properly then you will not go wrong Now that I think about it, without fingers where would be the hand
I count on my fingers to help with so many things I also use those same fingers to count the things I have Of course I don't have enough fingers to count the things I think I need In fact I think that many fingers might look a Tad to Rad
Without fingers we couldn't point and say things like...Looky There! Or show our displeasure at other motorist, though I would never dare And where would we place our wedding ring to show our love we care How about taking tea with royalty with our pinky's in the air
So you see fingers do serve a purpose now that I've delved deeply into it And we do have ten in case we lose a few in accidents unforeseen* But if I ever lost the one with which I pick my nose *Take your finger, pull the trigger...and put me out of my misery
Sorry the ending is so violent! But I'm serious! No seriously....I'm serious.