There's whispering among the animals They've come up with a master plan As soon as darkness falls down upon They're taking the place of man
This is years now in the making To late to call the plan quits For the comforts inside they are aching The rebellion has arrived...this is it
First those that have been domesticated Will slip a little summum, summum in masters tea The shackles that have held our furry friends down so long Will be loosened and they'll finally be free
The doors will be swung wide open Letting their long lost relatives in It's been years since they've been able to party like this Gentlemen...let the festivities begin
All the people in the world when they do wake up Will be doing it underneath open skies The only question that will run through their minds is Who, What, Where, and Why
While the animals will be inside frustrated Where the 24 hour weather channel is on Because it's nearly impossible to change channels On the remote when you have no thumbs