There's somebody out there pretending to be me
Why they're even using my face
They're doing things that I would never do
Not here, not any place

I don't have an evil twin brother
So that can't be who's to blame
Can't think of why someone or another
Would want to take a mans name

I sit here in ponder and wonder
How this is all going down
The only time he ever shows up
Is when I'm not around

You might be getting a little suspicious
I can assure you that this is true
The me you see isn't me at all
How he got to be me I haven't a clue

He goes out with all of his buddies
Then stays out till half past late
Shows up drunk on your front porch step
With a stupid grin and nothing to say

He seldom brings you flowers
Or call you all the time on the phone
Sometimes doesn't show up for dinner
Leaves you crying in the kitchen alone

I've got a fool proof way of checking
To see if the me is me, then you make the call
If the me you see says...I Love You
Then you know it's me after all