You're ... Chatting In A Bar ... and See A ... SHINY STAR ... !!!
NOT ... One Up in The Sky ... But One With ... Female Thighs ... !!!
She ... " CATCHES " ... YES ... Your Eye ... When You ... Utilise The Mic' ... !!!
And Then She ... Starts To Listen ... When Your Wordplay ... You ... " RECITE " ... !!!
You WATCH Her ... EVERY .... " Move " ...
ESPECIALLY ... With ... " Dudes " ... Who Seem To Be ... Quite ... " FRIENDLY " ...
and Touch Her Like ... That's RIGHT ...
They're Gonna Have ... Their ... WAY WITH HER ... Later On ... That Night ... !!!
These Days I'm ... NOT Surprised ... !!!
Cos' .... Oh SO MANY Guys ... Are USED By Women ... Who DEVISE ... Ways For Them ... To Have ... " GIRLIE Nights " ...
Nights WITHOUT ... Weak ... " Chat Up Lines " ... !!!
So They Can Have ... LESS Hassled Nights ...
So To ... " Gay Clubs " ... and Gay Mens' Hugs ... ?!?
and ............................FAR AWAY ............................................ From .................................................... DRUNKEN Thugs ..... !!!!!
Who ... Drink In Pubs ... and THINK They're TOUGH ...
I Guess That's Now ... The Way It Goes ... ???
But Girls ... Why Don't You ...
Just Say ... NO ... !?!
If Men ... PRESSURE ... and ... HASSLE You ... ?
Cos' That's NOT ME ... TRUST ME ... I'm Cool ...
So ... DON'T Pretend ... and ACT The Fool ... !!!!!
READ These Words ... These Words ARE TRUE ... And Will Supply You ... With ... MORE PROOF ... !!!
Back To .... " The Bar " .... This Made Me Laugh ... !!!
She's Now UP CLOSE ... Cos' of ... Quality Prose ... !!!!!
But CAREFUL Dude ... !!! With Words You Choose ... Don't Lose The Mood ... !!!
Question Her ... You Know How It Goes ...
I Ask her ...
"Did you like my prose ?"
She Says ...
"Yeah man, I liked your flow ! You performed the best, on tonights show !"
I said ... "Really" ...
and Played It ... " down " ... But Continued ... To ... Use My Mouth ... !!!
"Do you have a boyfriend ?"
She then says ... "No"
So Now I'm Thinking ... Time To Roll ... Keep It ... " Sweet " ... and ... Bust A Joke ... !!!
"What's wrong with you ? No man about town ? You're a **** girl ! I'm a bit confused ?"
She Smiles ... But Has To ... Serve Someone ...
But ... Here It Comes ... Girls Leave Me ... " STUNNED " ... !!!
We Talk Again ... This Time I'm IN ... !!!
She's Into ... YES ... Some Similar Things ... Arts and Stuff ... and Yes ... Dancing ... !!!
So Now I've Got To ... FEED My ... " HUNGER " ... !!!
"Darling, can I have your number ?"
She ... DOESN'T Say ... " NO " ... ? But ... Here It Comes ... !!!
"There's a kinda bloke ? but how about this, i'll take yours though ?"
SEE What I Mean ... ?!!!?
Girls ... Just Say ... NO ... !!!
I'm NOT A Bloke ... That Cannot Cope ... With ... HONESTY ... !!!
So Take That IN ... And ... Let That SOAK ...
TRUST Me Girls ...
When It Comes To You ... I May Be A ... " Dope " ...
But ... ONE THING I'm ... NOT ... Is A ... " Kinda Bloke ?!? " ...
What Is THAT ... ?!? A ... " VIRTUAL Chap " ... !?!
Here's ... One More FACT ...
Girls Give ... " False Numbers " ...
Girls ... That's BAD ... !!!
DON'T Lie To Men ... !!! Or .... YOURSELVES ... !!!
Because Wires CROSSED ... WITHOUT A Fence ... Leaves Your House ... WITHOUT ... Defence ... !!!!!!
"Men do it to us ! So, we'll do it to them !"
ATTITUDES ... Like THAT ... Just Cause ... PROBLEMS ... !!!
Be CAUTIOUS ... YES ... With Men You DON'T KNOW ... !!!
If You ... DON'T Like A Guy ...
Cut OFF His Flow.
But ... If The Guy ... Stays In ... " Your Head " ... and Makes You WANT HIM ... ........... IN YOUR BED ............ !?!?!
DON'T Get UPSET ... If You ... Get WET ... !!!
"Girls Just Say NO, or, Better Still YES !"
Inspired by a bar maid interaction, at an event I performed at. It was a minefield then, and now thankfully, i'm old enough to not indulge too much, because of the stuff in this poem and much more now .....