They came into this world Starving, pathetic, and in need of work Computer beings seeking profit, We called them millennials and, Like bacilli to honey, They will eat themselves to death; I’ll be waiting with an open casket. When the time comes, Issued as both punishment and reward, Fitted just for lazy things, And it shall be translucent, As all human desires are An empty display Of material just as ubiquitous. I’ll be the funeral director, Engorged by suffering, When the time comes I’ll be waiting with an open casket. The skin that does not bleed When struck, requires only a few Strikes more, The arms which do not tire When pushed, require only a few More loads, The will that does not break When overburdened, requires only a few Lashes more— When the time comes I’ll be waiting with an open casket And let the ocean, in pacificity Carry them to the collective Dead of this world, to churn in anonymity For eternity; a true hell to the ego, I’ll be waiting with an open casket Just to send it off with a nudge.