My sweetheart is a man's man heiress Her man must be a carbon copy of Jupiter, her father, An alpha, a beta, a kappa, an omega male altogether A carpenter by trade, The epitome of masculinity Who could solve any math problem in a second And knew how to fix everything A car, electric, plumbing A family hero, a handy man Who built houses from the ground up He could swaddle a baby's nightmare properly Open doors to the winds of sadness And pull chairs to the lights of happiness And he could dress every day to the nines Infusing in her heiress forever wine 's bouquet And the love of animals. So consequently My sweetheart is an animal 's animal heiress She eats meat only if it has a label on it Saying that animals are not caged Or mistreated in anyway.