Why is the pillow on the lap of the female actor?
Is she trying to hide, to no avail, that midriff muffin-top factor?
This is a great phenomenon, though crazy, it is true.
And now that the cat is out of the bag, you will notice it too.

For in almost every sitcom, and in almost every scene,
in movies and soaps and dramas alike, it's almost becoming obscene.
*******'s Mom never did it, but notice the girls on "Friends".
They'll either sit with folded arms or a pillow to hide what offends.


*Feel free to add a verse or two to this poem and post it.
Should be great fun.....there are no rules.