You were dating that girl from heaven So angelic yet mind so brittle You took her to better places And gave her things you couldn’t give me.
She’s polite, all tender hand shakes and smiles And she’s even nice to me to be on your side She’s not the stereotype of perfect Cos she’s got a dark side but it’s worth it Cos I bet you want to see her naked And I bet she looks better than me And if you do something wrong She’ll never tell you. Nearly perfect.
So why
You were dating that girl from heaven You were dating even when you didn’t know it Your walks were romantic and flirtatious But oh so gracious And so ungraciously you fell for her And bought her better perfume But I wasn’t in competition Now I don’t want to be involved - With a silly girl from such a tragic, lethargic world.
So why
I hope you and your girl from heaven dance in woods And run on hot coal together I hope your love isn’t based on words I hope she offers you things I never knew And I hope you get her name tattooed Girl from heaven, thank you.