Three times an hour often more
You drive us insane you media *****

I'm glad you share your day with me
What you eat and when you ***

****** me! Your in the gym
There's a shock I don't think

It's raining now the cat's come in
Every detail you type in

Am I critical or cruel to point this out
Your whole l life is Facebook now

Oh now it's worse than that
Now you have a twitter account

MySpace to and instagram
You a media ***** and that's a fact

You spend all day telling the world
What you do, when and where

Odd it seems with all you say
I've never met you anyway!!!