Hit and miss who you get To make your toast and fry your egg A welcome smile or a caustic whit Oi! You what sauce with it? The minutes pass they come and go Morning smiles to those they know But if a stranger wanders In the entertainment It begins! The double act at Evergreens is something You really have to see From start to finish from bread to filling They take apart the poor unwilling My toast and egg she hands to me He's stood shaking like a leaf I smile and say have a nice day As she scurries off more food to make