I'm offbeat humming a tune Making it difficult for you to tap your feet You decide to scream out of key Staring at me as I stare at you Silence broken by you asking Should we take this home Counted me in on three I speak about what I know I only believe what I see And I have seen a right and left not make a perfect pair I'm the type that would rather smoke the trees then count the leafs Live life instead of living for afterlife Pushing your beliefs won't make me believe Love is far from free Hate holds more weight Hard to love with hate Thanks to the pain I hate to love I threw twelve nickles in a well I threw sixty cents away My last girlfriend was out here to teach me Failing is not the worst part of failure That would be holding on to long Love to hate to loneiness to regrets Now I sit with torn pictures and scotch tape Till I finish off a fifth of liquor From Facebook you would think my life is perfect Fake as the smile on this aged face Sad as the man with that fake smile and aged face