there are days when i wish Nagini would just swallow me whole so that i could prove to the world that i could escape b e c a u s e Rikki Tikki Tavi isn't on my side i would slit the beast from the inside and emerge dripping with serpent saliva (ew) "Hey, whats for dinner?"
I found this in one of my old poetry notebooks and thought it was worthy to lift the hammer.