i dont care if you're purple with scales on your cheeks (all of them) with green and red eyes turquoise toes and burgundy feet i dont care if you're fingers are nonexistent and your left hand shakes when you say "grocery store" i would still love you even if you had claws for hair and a twenty-three foot hairy, green tentacle hanging between your legs.
I think I'm an interesting alien. And these were actual shower thoughts that hit me along with 'are teeth bones, and if they are, they're the only bones you clean' and 'since your voice sounds better to you than it actually does, imagine how *insert human with amazing voice* voice sounds to them'. I'm genuinely weird.