Being a recruiter is never easy Hours and hours of research To identify the right people Followed by a truckload of calls Every time a candidate says no It is you, who loses The client piles on the pressure Your boss keeps on nagging you Like a fly that constantly buzzes around your table While you are having lunch Your confidence collapses Like a house of cards When you pick up the phone Your hands shake Your face is filled with drops of sweat Your heart beats faster than ever You hastily key in ten digits As you click on 'Dial' You wait with bated breath Counting from one to twenty As your call is received You mumble and stammer The other person snaps "Wrong number" And bangs the phone You smack yourself on the forehead How could you make such a silly mistake? As you dial the right number You summon every last ounce of your courage As the candidate answers In a bored and haughty voice You introduce yourself in a suave manner As you take him through the job Your smooth talk is interrupted With a rude "Not interested. Thank you" This opens the floodgates For more and more rejections Until you are left, with nothing to do But to pick up the pieces of your broken heart Being a recruiter is never easy
Poem to vent my frustration and stress while working on a Recruitment mandate for the position of Relationship Manager.