Am I peculiar
because I collect stamps?

Does mom look at me with pity
while cleaning?

Should I please dad
and talk with him about the politics
of the countries I collected?

What's peculiar about a large safe
to secure items of value?

Is it my job to buy the groceries
that mom forgot?

Why do people always laugh
when they hear that I am a member
of the Big Lick Stamp Club?