When you drive, you think you’re so cool In a car with a fresh paint job Pristine Tires almost glossy But you drive too fast Your car is so clean Because it sits Unused In your garage I don’t know what your road is like But you always seem to have a flat tire And when we race You think you’re beside me You think you’ve beaten me You’ve just completed your first lap I’m on my twenty-seventh Going on twenty-eighth You’re not fast When I drive, it’s a usual feeling In a car with some age Practical Tires changed frequently And I drive fast My car looks used Because it is By me Rarely in the garage - even when I sleep My road is smooth and well-maintained And my flat tires are swiftly changed, if there’re any When we race I sometimes start dead last And I always soar ahead of you You think fifteen minutes is incredible? I’m at seven-point-seven Going on seven flat You think you’re so fast You’re not fast
i wrote this to a specific person but found that it works for plenty more