9) ascended master who studied with himalayan yogis
10) witty rabbi who sold out to rome
11) ****** rastaman babbling about ethiopia
12) refined orthodox prince on background of gold
For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect. (Matthew 24:24)
If you can think of any other false Christs, let me know.