No guessing where dat
accent is coming from?

Well, you are right, tis
Irish indeed.

Why would you be tinking
i'd be from anywhere else.

Sure here I am in the
County of Cork

at Mallow on the river
Blackwater,

waiting for the Turty
Second!

That'll be the udder 6
counties + our own 26.

Oh, by the way, this is
my New Years Wish!