Don't tell me to smile, give me a reason to. It takes too long to count all my scars. I get distracted by the pain halfway through and lose count, like trying to count the stars in the night sky. "Not like other girls" is not a compliment. It's patriarchy. I won't clean up after you or make you a sandwich. Keep it 50/50, but don't keep score. I'm a mystery you don't have the time nor the inclination to figure out. "Intimidating" says more about you than it does about me. I make references you would get if you paid attention, but you can't afford it. If you buy me flowers I'll watch them rot in the vase.