Every day,
You make these jokes.
These horrible, horrible lies,
Yet you never give a second glance.

But this time,
You're spot on.
I don't know if you really saw,
Or if you're just trying to be funny.

I already know,
That you'll tell them all
About my ***** little secret.
Hopefully, they'll all just think its another lie.

Will you be my boy who cried wolf?