Friend one: Reads "Rotten Tomatoes" Always early, parks in a handicap zone
Friend two: quietly disapproves knows Friend one walked her dog a mile earlier
Friend one: moves her car digs out two waters, chocolate and back pillow buys peace and tickets
Friend two: catches sneeze with *** of tissue aggravated exchange: about walking too fast ahead. “Are you not my friend? Walk with me!” Buys popcorn
Friend one: wants seats on the end for handy bathroom runs
Friend two: does not want “the blow by blow” of reasons just not in rafters sneezes, and says so trips spills popcorn on the stairs
Friend one: Sets up “camp”
Friend two: holds crap
Friend one: Settles in, builds her "nest" opens water bottles arranges back pillow half-a-million napkins “Want your jacket?”
Friend two: holds popcorn, helps Friend one with jacket
Friend one: pushes button for her seat back seat sounds like a ****.
Friend two: says so, both laugh like fools Friend two sneezes loudly, rubs her eyes loses self in movie
Friend one: starts to snore quietly
Friend two: nudges her
Friend one: (Who is never really snoozing) runs out to restroom misses best part of movie Comes back, “What happened?” What happened?”
Friend two: aggravated hushes her takes allergy pill
Friend one: weeping at the end, watches all the credits starts her review apologizing to the kids of theater-cleaning-crew popcorn, napkins, tissues everywhere
Friend two: Sneezes yet again
Friend one: Knows all the stars-- of friendship
being how she is one :)
Joanne is a best friend from teaching days. We love movies, wine, and dinner. Noticing our comfortable routine today, made me smile. Told her I was writing this. Everyone should have well-loved friend. :)