Mistletoe with berries red chestnuts roasting, kids in bed glass of eggnog cheeky kiss how I live for times like this wrapping done and stockings filled brandy warmed and champagne chilled baking done put up our feet and sip the drips from lips so sweet turkey thawed ready to roast cards all sent by last nights post treats left out for old St Nick but maybe add a carrot thick snowman built and robins fed so now my love it's time for bed midnight bells and wicked grin as one last glass of port and gin maybe dear before they rise you could unwrap just one surprise if you can't find it Neath the tree then maybe baby. your gifts me so Merry Christmas all my friends as with a bang this poem now ends