Pluto says I know what I am I don’t care For your “opinion”
Captured by the Kuiper Belt! Please. Or one my favorites, A cold rock!
You called me a trans-Neptunian object? I have five moons! An 11 year old girl tried to name me. She won £5 but I’ve had many names. I am fond of Hiro. But I’ve also liked Minerva. I am hardly a minor planet.
In 2006 they tried to make a verb out of me To "pluto" is to "demote or devalue someone or something.” *******! So passive aggressive and insulting.
I am not carrying that around with me My orbit is 248 years. At a 17 degree angle thank you very much To pay my respects to that egomaniac Sun. Why would I care what you think? Perhaps I am envied because I am so far away. I don’t think that I am far away at all. It’s relative, no? Yes, I am removed from that Versailles situation over there and all that *******. That horrible planet You know the one that I mean. The one that’s crawling with “things” They’re not even you. Disgusting.
I am awash with molten ices and I even sport a plasma tail. I spin in nitrogen gases On my own path Alone With my FIVE moons! Just us!
They claim that there are other Dwarf Planets here and there And even go so far as to suggest That I am the puniest amongst them But with my five and five more still That’s 10 to 8 And you already know what I can do.