I sat on an island of failure, too afraid to set out and become a sailor. One day, I laid my eyes upon a mermaid, the sight of which caused my fears to fade, and my heart to be set aflame. So I built up a mighty ship constructed of grit and what felt to be valor, and sailed off to battle the waves. Hoping, praying, that it was my heart she would crave. I kissed her on the cheek, and in that moment she would not speak. She disappeared into the drink, and with her, my heart began to sink. The floorboards creaked and moaned, for you see, my confidence had been overthrown. My ship crumbled into the sea, taking with it my courage, and me.