Some people seem to think
e were a Cockney.

E were caught nickin money
from the donation box,

but, e shafted two topers,
ou were waiting for the dregs

of the communion wine,
after last mass.

Thieves e said, pointing at em, as
they leaned on the holy water font

by the entrance, where a baby was
about to be baptised, by Father John.

Just then, as Inry were leaving by
the apse, a metal detector chimed

and Pontius Pilote discovered e ad
a fist of Roman coins in ees pocket.

Inry were taken by the cavalry to
their fort on the ILL where they

crucified em, facing Bromley-by-Bow,
'cause they knew e were anti-semantic !