Mustard Joe told Pendulum Pam that Creepy Ray Ray was
purchasing a human kidney, illegally, on the black market. We
didn't even know Creepy Ray Ray was sick. Sick in the head
maybe, but physically sick? We had no idea.
You may think that it' not right that I should call Creepy Ray
Ray sick in the head but I think you'll agree with me when I tell
you what happened. Creepy Ray Ray told Mustard Joe who told
Pendulum Pam that he wasn't sick. Good we all said. We heard
you were buying a human kidney, thank goodness your not. "Oh
I'm buying a human kidney", said Creepy Ray Ray. " I'm buying
it to eat it"!
Let's all give a big welcome to our two new characters, Mustard Joe and Pendulum Pam. A background bio will soon follow. Willoughby News letter: "My Wife is a Sheep" has been barred and removed from display but can still be seen if you go to my profile page. Warning: No *****'s, dweebs or anyone without a twisted sense of adventure should view the poem. Willoughby out!