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             I've learned some phrases...

She'd say
Goodness gracious, sakes alive!
To everyone and their uncle
In a month of Sundays

He'd say
You're dumber than a bag of rocks
And the straw that broke the camel's back
But I love the bones of ya

She'd say
I declare!
If wishes were horses, and
Wicked, in a good way

He'd say
No ****, Sherlock
That's what she said
Ya dig?

                     ...from some friends
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