His humour is sarcastic,
his belly is never full.
His life is filled with jokes,
his days are never dull.

He hates all the spiders
that are living in his house.
He doesn’t mind his friend,
a squeaky little mouse.

He always makes fun of the dog,
who doesn’t seem to have a brain,
and he despises “the world’s cutest kitten”
because he thinks it’s a real pain.

His owner is at his wit’s end,
he doesn’t know how to get
this big, fat, orange creature to
finally act like a real cat.
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Because what cat eats lasagna
at every chance he has?
What cat has a teddy bear,
instead of on his arm a lass?