A girl went to a party dressed as a fairy. At sixteen what was she thinking? Her wings made from nylon stockings With cut off bottoms and sequin pins Sewn on in a succession of rings.
All glittery bold in green tights And hair curled with peroxide highlights, She really must have looked a treat; As the powder pink began to sink And black mascara dribbled ink.
The fairy dissolved in tears and ice, Ran screaming from the party house Down the street in a tatty torn gown, Until she was found and brought around. This fairy needed to learn to fly.