I said I think I was going bald
My friend said I don’t think baldness runs in your family
No one, from the looks of you, runs in your family.
If baldness was to run in your family it would be on the sides.
Just like when you go to the restaurant and ask for extra sides.
Ouch.
But she kept going on
And I was suspicious
Hair will continue to grow on your body
The same way your love handles do.
I said stop.
This is enough
At least I am not going grey
She fidgeted and said well……
Oh no.