I'm so white, my existence is a sin. Drop me in the snow and you will never find me. Yes, I'm so white you can see me from a mile away, so white just standing in a room is offensive. A hundred fathoms is as close I can get before my white privilege shines trough. I'm so white you'd want to crucify me, I'm a snowflake in a desert, so offensive I melt away. How about you take a gun, and you shoot me, so you don't have to deal with my Aryan skin.